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Morning Blues

Its those times in the morning when you cannot decide, how to react with your wife after yesterday night's discord. Standing in front of the mirror, streching out, yawning, looking at the innocent and charming face of my sleeping wife, I think, what would be her reaction when she would wake up?
Would she still be angry?
Will she talk to me or just ignore me?
Will she expect me to come to her and apologize? ( a question with a weightage more than any other :))
Will she be ready for a compromise?
Should I make tea for her? Will that melt her? (Tea is her fav, if anybody makes tea for her in the morning, she is head over heels for that person but just for that day :) ) Btw, i have tried this option too many times to win her!
Should I bring flowers or chocolates to make her happy?

Dont know what to do, but whatever it is i have to be quick and execute before she wakes up or else today would be a day like a movie without sound.
Most of the guys are like soda bottle, they brawl out everything at a time and cool down even faster and forget everything, but for girls.. if you dont know what you are speaking while brawling, you are in for a big trouble. They remember each and everything and will remind you your exact words your/her entire life.
Same is the case with me, what I want is, when she wakes up, I wish her good morning with all the sweetness I have, and she responds back with a long smile visible on her face covered with unkempt locks. She comes walking to me slowly with eyes closed, gives me a warm and a long hug and whispers "Its OK". That would be like the ultimate satisfaction to me, an end to all the questions and confusion mentioned above. Nothing could be better than that, like heaven on earth.

But i know nothing like this is going to happen, after all she is my wife. Well then, i will have to turn up with a very unique idea to lure her and that too, quick. I picked up a bunch of post-it notes and laid them one by one on the bed from where she was sleeping, then on the floor, upto the kitchen at a distance of 1 step each. Each note contained messages like "I love you", "I am sorry", "Forgive me" and some other personal stuff which I cant show here. I made some noise in the bathroom which woke her up and there was a "?" on her face after having a look at all those notes. She picked up each one and read it. All those "personal stuff" did the trick. Those messages were so heart warming that ultimately melted her. When she reached kitchen, I was standing there with my arms streched (Shahrukh Khan pose :) ) and she saw, I was making tea for her, that was the icing on the cake. She came running towards me and hugged me.
Phew.... one more day saved!!.
If anybody has better ideas for such situations.. please pour in... I will surely try them next time :D !!

Comments

mAnIaC! said…
- Fall ill (Or seem disturbed/depressed)
- If she's still asleep, fall on the floor with a thud!
- Act, as if, the spat never happened.

If all the above don't work, Just
- CRY
Bhavin.. said…
Awesome.. :)
ronak said…
Hahahaha Manav... great ideas..but i think only last one would work...

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